Shit Parkers are a pain in the ass, no question. They block sidewalks, and fire hydrants. They box you in or make it a squeeze to get in. Take the last two spots and park in handicap spots. Now while your blood may boil and you want to pull a Hulk Smash or a Carrie, think about this. If you live in Canada then you probably think our justice system is pretty weak, and you might be right. Some judges in the
states are actually sentencing jerkoffs with public shaming. Here are a few examples.
However, in the case of the Shit Parker, I think more emphasis should be on their shitty parking, rather on them as a person. If we want better drivers, better parkers then it would seem to me that the way to make it better would be to discourage the behaviour. If you need to break something, go to a greek restaurant or open a china shop next to a bull farm. Shaming, it’s in you to do. With that in mind, try to make fun of what they did, like they slipped in dog shit or parked like shit. There is always some keyboard warriors out there can really let their opinions fly. Certain attitudes aren’t cool, and some language or comments may not be tolerated and therefore removed. Whether we like it or not, we all share these parking lots, and roads. If you act like a dink, I will laugh at you. So will thousands more.